I don't think brook has ever known best
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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