yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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