a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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