And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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