Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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