We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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