I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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