Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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