Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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