But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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