Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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