return my video game
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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