I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
ttyl tear gas
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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