nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
false alarm, still single
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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