Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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