You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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