...so i touched it.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize