He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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