we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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