Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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