i just wanna soil my oats bro
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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