Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just googled if crying burns calories
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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