By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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