so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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