At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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