i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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