Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
you never un-have a 4some
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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