Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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