I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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