You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
