Pappa wants mamma naked
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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