my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i now understand why vodka
At least life still wants to fuck me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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