True but thats because hes a fetus.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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