you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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