so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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