I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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