pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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