I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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