You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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