god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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