you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
