just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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