Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just want nice things and good sex
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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