"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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