office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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