he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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