I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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