Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
