Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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