We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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