Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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