K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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