hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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