i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
